Osama Bin Laden has been made a "Sword or Islam" by Muslim clerics in Pakistan in retaliation for the Knighting of Salman Rushdie by Britain.
"If a Blasphemer can be given the title "Sir" by The West despite the fact that he has hurt the feelings of Muslims, then a mujahdid (religious warrior) who has been fighting the Russians, Americans and British must be given by the lofty title of Islam , Saifullah," said the chairman of The Pakistan Ulema Council, Tahir Ashrafi.
"Yes, but if The CIA hadnt trained Osama Bin Laden through the Pakistani Secret Services a) Bin Laden wouldnt have been able to fight off the Russians and b) he wouldnt be able to cause his chaos now, because yet again he wouldnt know CIA tactics do he wouldnt be so competent at putting a spanner in the works!!"
PS Bin Laden is supposedly hiding between the Pakistani and Afghan borders - Even though the CIA are no longer looking for him there's still a $10 million price on his head by the FBI!!!
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